Where's That Square Root Button? A Calculator Catastrophe
I've been staring at this Texas Instruments calculator for what feels like hours, my eyes blurring and my brain turning into mush. All I want to do is find the square root button, but it's like it's playing hide-and-seek and it's winning.
I've tried every button imaginable. I've pressed the "2nd" button and then every other button in sight, hoping to stumble upon some secret square root lair. I've even tried shaking the calculator, thinking maybe the square root button just got a little loose and needs a good jiggling.
The Great Square Root Button Hunt
I've consulted the internet, which has been surprisingly unhelpful. Some people say it's the "√" button, but I don't see any button that looks like that. Others say it's the "x²" button, but I'm pretty sure that's for squaring numbers, not taking the square root.
I'm starting to think that maybe the square root button is a myth, like the Loch Ness monster or the Yeti. Maybe it's just a figment of my imagination, a phantom button that exists only in my dreams.
A Moment of Clarity
Just when I was about to give up and throw the calculator out the window, I had a moment of clarity. I looked at the keyboard layout and realized that the square root button is actually the "√" button. It's just located above the "x²" button, and you have to press the "2nd" button first to access it.
The Triumph of the Square Root
I felt a wave of relief wash over me as I finally found the square root button. I was so happy that I could have kissed it. I quickly entered the number I wanted to take the square root of and pressed the button. And there it was, the answer, staring back at me in all its glory.
A Lesson Learned
I learned a valuable lesson that day: don't panic when you can't find something. Take a deep breath, relax, and use your brain. And if all else fails, consult the internet. Or just ask a friend who actually knows how to use a calculator.
Postscript
I'm now a proud owner of a Texas Instruments calculator and I know how to find the square root button. I'm also a little embarrassed that it took me so long to figure it out. But hey, we all make mistakes. And at least I can now calculate square roots like a pro.