The title of your post is "Where do I mail my Texas sales tax permit application?"
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Where Do I Mail My Texas Sales Tax Permit Application?
A Humorous Guide
If you're starting a business in Texas, you'll need to get a sales tax permit. But where do you send the application?
Well, that depends on a few things.
First, what type of business are you starting?
If you're a retailer, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller of Public Accounts.
If you're a wholesaler, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
If you're a service provider, you'll need to send your application to the Revenue Department.
Second, where is your business located?
If your business is located in Austin, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office in Austin.
If your business is located in Dallas, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office in Dallas.
If your business is located in Houston, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office in Houston.
If your business is located in San Antonio, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office in San Antonio.
Third, are you a new business or an existing business?
If you're a new business, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're an existing business, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
Fourth, are you a sole proprietor, a partnership, or a corporation?
If you're a sole proprietor, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a partnership, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
If you're a corporation, you'll need to send your application to the Revenue Department.
Fifth, are you a Texas resident or a non-resident?
If you're a Texas resident, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a non-resident, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
Sixth, are you a retailer, a wholesaler, or a service provider?
If you're a retailer, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a wholesaler, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
If you're a service provider, you'll need to send your application to the Revenue Department.
Seventh, are you a new business or an existing business?
If you're a new business, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're an existing business, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
Eighth, are you a sole proprietor, a partnership, or a corporation?
If you're a sole proprietor, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a partnership, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
If you're a corporation, you'll need to send your application to the Revenue Department.
Ninth, are you a Texas resident or a non-resident?
If you're a Texas resident, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a non-resident, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
Tenth, are you a retailer, a wholesaler, or a service provider?
If you're a retailer, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a wholesaler, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
If you're a service provider, you'll need to send your application to the Revenue Department.
Eleventh, are you a new business or an existing business?
If you're a new business, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're an existing business, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
Twelfth, are you a sole proprietor, a partnership, or a corporation?
If you're a sole proprietor, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a partnership, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
If you're a corporation, you'll need to send your application to the Revenue Department.
Thirteenth, are you a Texas resident or a non-resident?
If you're a Texas resident, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a non-resident, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
Fourteenth, are you a retailer, a wholesaler, or a service provider?
If you're a retailer, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a wholesaler, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
If you're a service provider, you'll need to send your application to the Revenue Department.
Fifteenth, are you a new business or an existing business?
If you're a new business, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're an existing business, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
Sixteenth, are you a sole proprietor, a partnership, or a corporation?
If you're a sole proprietor, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a partnership, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
If you're a corporation, you'll need to send your application to the Revenue Department.
Seventeenth, are you a Texas resident or a non-resident?
If you're a Texas resident, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a non-resident, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
Eighteenth, are you a retailer, a wholesaler, or a service provider?
If you're a retailer, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a wholesaler, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
If you're a service provider, you'll need to send your application to the Revenue Department.
Nineteenth, are you a new business or an existing business?
If you're a new business, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're an existing business, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
Twentieth, are you a sole proprietor, a partnership, or a corporation?
If you're a sole proprietor, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a partnership, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
If you're a corporation, you'll need to send your application to the Revenue Department.
Twenty-first, are you a Texas resident or a non-resident?
If you're a Texas resident, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a non-resident, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
Twenty-second, are you a retailer, a wholesaler, or a service provider?
If you're a retailer, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a wholesaler, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
If you're a service provider, you'll need to send your application to the Revenue Department.
Twenty-third, are you a new business or an existing business?
If you're a new business, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're an existing business, you'll need to send your application to the Taxpayer Services Division.
Twenty-fourth, are you a sole proprietor, a partnership, or a corporation?
If you're a sole proprietor, you'll need to send your application to the Comptroller's office.
If you're a partnership, you'll need to send