Here is a lengthy, humorous post about Texas teams in the NCAA tournament:
What Texas Teams Are Still in the NCAA Tournament?
(A Question Only Longhorn Fans Care About)
If you're not from Texas, or a college basketball fan, you're probably wondering what the NCAA tournament is. It's a single-elimination tournament where 68 college basketball teams compete for the national championship. It's a big deal, especially in states like Texas, where college basketball is a religion.
So, you're probably also wondering which Texas teams are still in the running for the national title. Well, as of right now, there is only one Texas team left in the tournament: the Texas Longhorns.
The Longhorns have had a pretty good season so far. They've won a few games, and they're still in the tournament. But let's be honest, they're not exactly a powerhouse. They're more like a house that's still standing after a hurricane.
If you're a Longhorn fan, you're probably hoping that your team can pull off a miracle and win the national championship. But let's be realistic, that's probably not going to happen.
So, what should you do if you're a Longhorn fan and your team is about to get knocked out of the tournament?
Well, you could always just start drinking. Or, you could try to convince yourself that your team is actually better than they are. Or, you could just accept that your team is a bunch of losers and move on with your life.
Whatever you do, just don't get too upset. After all, it's just a game. And there's always next year.
In the meantime, here are a few other things you can do to pass the time:
- Watch reruns of "Friday Night Lights."
- Eat a whole brisket.
- Go to a rodeo.
- Drink more beer.
And remember, even if your Longhorns don't win the national championship, at least you're not a fan of the Baylor Bears.
I hope this post has been informative and entertaining. And if you're a Longhorn fan, I hope your team can pull off a miracle and win the national championship. But even if they don't, at least you have a lot of great beer to drink.
Hook 'em Horns!
P.S. If you're not a Longhorn fan, I'm sorry. You're probably a fan of the Baylor Bears, and that's just sad.
P.P.S. Just kidding. I'm not really that much of a Longhorn fan. I'm actually more of a fan of the Texas A&M Aggies. But I thought it would be funny to pretend to be a Longhorn fan for this post.
P.P.P.S. I'm just kidding again. I'm not really a fan of any college basketball team. I'm more of a fan of professional wrestling.
P.P.P.P.S. Okay, I'm done now.