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How to Get an EBT Card in Texas: A Step-by-Step Guide
Getting an EBT card in Texas is not as difficult as it may seem. In fact, it's quite easy once you know the steps. So, without further ado, let's get started!
What is an EBT Card?
An EBT card, also known as the Lone Star Card, is a benefits card used to receive food assistance from the Texas Department of Health and Human Services (DHH). It can be used to purchase food at most grocery stores and farmers markets.
Who is Eligible for EBT?
To be eligible for EBT, you must meet certain income requirements. You can find out if you are eligible by visiting the DHH website or by calling 211.
How to Apply for EBT
There are two ways to apply for EBT: online or in person.
Applying Online
- Visit the DHH website and click on the "Apply for Benefits" link.
- Create an account and follow the prompts to complete your application.
- Once you have submitted your application, you will receive a decision within a few weeks.
Applying In Person
- Visit a local DHH office and ask for an application.
- Fill out the application and return it to the office.
- Once you have submitted your application, you will receive a decision within a few weeks.
What to Do After You Receive Your EBT Card
Once you have received your EBT card, you can start using it to purchase food. You can check your balance online or by calling 211.
A Few Tips for Using Your EBT Card
- Check your balance regularly. This will help you avoid overspending.
- Use your EBT card at grocery stores and farmers markets. You cannot use your EBT card to purchase alcohol, tobacco, or non-food items.
- Report lost or stolen cards immediately. This will help prevent fraud.
Conclusion
Getting an EBT card in Texas is a relatively simple process. By following the steps outlined in this guide, you can be on your way to receiving food assistance in no time.
A Few Additional Tips
- Be patient. The application process can take a few weeks.
- Gather all of your required documentation before you apply. This will help you avoid delays.
- If you have any questions, don't hesitate to contact the DHH. They are happy to help.
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Disclaimer
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