Here is a lengthy, humorous post on the topic "Does Texas State have a nursing program?":
Does Texas State Have a Nursing Program?
A Tale of Two Schools and One Very Confused Applicant
So, I’m sitting here, minding my own business, trying to figure out where I want to go to nursing school. I’ve narrowed it down to two schools that seem like they’d be a good fit: Texas State University and...well, another school that rhymes with “Wississippi.”
I’m pretty sure I know which one I want to go to, but just to be sure, I decide to do a little research. I start by Googling “Texas State nursing program.”
And what do I find?
A whole bunch of articles and websites saying that Texas State does have a nursing program!
I’m so excited! This is great news!
But then I start to think, “Wait a minute. If Texas State has a nursing program, why is it that every time I’ve talked to someone about nursing school, they’ve told me that Texas State doesn’t have a nursing program?”
I decide to do some more research. I start by looking at the Texas State website. And sure enough, there it is: the College of Health Professions, with a whole bunch of different programs, including a Bachelor of Science in Nursing.
I’m starting to feel a little bit like I’m going crazy.
So I decide to call Texas State and ask them straight up if they have a nursing program.
The person I talk to is very nice and helpful. She confirms that Texas State does indeed have a nursing program.
I’m so relieved!
But then she also tells me that the nursing program is very competitive and that it’s not easy to get into.
Great. Just great.
So now I’m even more confused than before.
Does Texas State have a nursing program or not?
I guess I’ll just have to keep doing my research and hope that I eventually figure it out.
In the meantime, I’m going to go ahead and apply to both schools, just to be safe.
The End
P.S. If you’re reading this and you know the answer to my question, please let me know! I’m starting to lose my mind.
A Few Additional Thoughts on This Important Topic:
- I think it’s kind of funny that there seems to be so much confusion about whether or not Texas State has a nursing program.
- I also think it’s kind of sad that it’s so hard to get into nursing school.
- But hey, at least I’m not the only one who’s confused.
- And at least I’m not the only one who’s having a hard time getting into nursing school.
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Please note that this post is intended to be humorous and should not be taken as fact. If you are interested in applying to Texas State’s nursing program, I encourage you to do your own research and contact the school directly for more information.
I hope you found this post to be interesting, informative, and, most importantly, funny. If you have any other questions, please feel free to ask.