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How to Watch Texas Rangers on Apple TV: A Guide for the Bewildered
So, you're a die-hard Texas Rangers fan and you just got an Apple TV? Congratulations! You've entered a world of endless streaming possibilities. But how do you actually watch the Rangers on this fancy new gadget? Let's break it down, shall we?
Step 1: The Apple TV App Store - Your Gateway to Rangerland
Think of the Apple TV App Store as a digital baseball card shop, but instead of cards, you get apps. And boy, do they have apps for everything! Including, you guessed it, watching baseball.
Open the Apple TV App Store. It's that little icon that looks like a shopping bag. You can't miss it. Unless you're colorblind, in which case, good luck finding anything on your TV.
*Search for "MLB." * You'll see a few options pop up. We're looking for the one called "MLB." It's probably the one with the most pictures of baseballs and sweaty dudes.
Download the MLB app. Click on it, then click "Get." It might ask you for your Apple ID password. That's normal. It's just making sure you're not a robot trying to download every app in existence.
Step 2: The Subscription Shuffle
Now that you have the MLB app, it's time to subscribe. Because nothing in this world is free, especially when it comes to watching sports.
Open the MLB app. You should see a screen that says "Subscribe." Click on that.
Choose a subscription plan. They have a few options, like a monthly plan or a yearly plan. If you're a true Rangers fan, you'll probably want the yearly plan. That way, you can watch every game, even the bad ones.
Enter your payment information. This is where you'll need to whip out your credit card. Or your mom's credit card, if you're still in your teens and haven't figured out how to make money yet.
Confirm your subscription. Once you've entered your payment information, you'll need to confirm your subscription. Click "Subscribe" again, and that's it! You're now an official MLB subscriber.
Step 3: Finding the Rangers
You've subscribed to MLB. You have the app. Now it's time to find the Rangers.
Open the MLB app. You should see a screen with a bunch of different games going on.
Look for the Rangers game. It should be listed under "Today's Games" or "Upcoming Games." If you can't find it, try searching for "Texas Rangers."
Click on the Rangers game. Once you find it, click on it to start watching.
And that's it! You're now watching the Texas Rangers on your Apple TV. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the game. And if the Rangers lose, don't blame me. I just helped you figure out how to watch them.